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“The”  Beaux Ishee
Bass Guitar – Out of Key Screams
Age: 3?  Sex: (often…walks with a limp)
Previous Bands: Pain, Slowbone, Strand, Bleach
Favorite Foods: Italian, Chinese, Steak
Favorite Band: Weezer (it must be an “off-key” thing)
Favorite Quote: “Turn around, Bitch, I’ve got a use for you…Besides, You ain’t got nothing better
 to do…and I’m bored  -- GNR - ”It’s So Easy”
 
Jamie “Hairball” Harris
Lead, Rythmn, Acoustic Guitars - Lead and Back-up Vocals
Age: 3?  Sex: Male (just barely)
Previous Bands: Street Ready(teens), 8 Inches of Brass
Favorite Foods:  Steak, Steak, and uh….Steak?
Favorite Band: 1987-1990…Just too damn many
Favorite Quote:  “There’s a drive…deep into centerfield…It’s way back…It might be….It could
be…It IS!  HOMERUN!!!”  --  Harry Carey-Former announcer for The Chicago Cubs
 
 
Craig “Hey, Man, I am the ping pong master” Morris
Drums, Percussion, Skin Flute – Lead and Back-up Vocals
Age: 3?  Sex:  (Yeah, right)
Previous Bands:  Pain, Juliet’s Dream, Razbatra, Kamikaze
Favorite Food: Mexican (this man is spicy)
Favorite Band:  Skid Row
Favorite Quote:  “What’s up, Fag Pole?”  --  C. Morris – (only 
Craig could get away with quoting himself)
 
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